Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only

dumbass-bitch-disease:

Duolingo bimboification

caqtuscomics asked:

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

daybreakboys:
iguanamouth:
oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout
If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead
SHES SO PROUD OF HER BBY

captain-dorito:

amy santiago: *breathes*
jake peralta:

catgifcentral:
“Mini me”

Mini me

ayrennaranaaldmeri:
“The Silversun Strip
”

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ayrennaranaaldmeri:
“The Silversun Strip
”

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ayrennaranaaldmeri:
“The Silversun Strip
”

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ayrennaranaaldmeri:

The Silversun Strip

babyanimalgifs:
“Animal snaps
”

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babyanimalgifs:
“Animal snaps
”

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babyanimalgifs:
“Animal snaps
”

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babyanimalgifs:
“Animal snaps
”

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babyanimalgifs:
“Animal snaps
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babyanimalgifs:

Animal snaps

yukihira:
“ simonalkenmayer:
“ sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge:
“ vanilee:
“at this point you are just showing off.
”
How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer? ”
I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled...

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yukihira:
“ simonalkenmayer:
“ sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge:
“ vanilee:
“at this point you are just showing off.
”
How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer? ”
I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled...

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yukihira:
“ simonalkenmayer:
“ sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge:
“ vanilee:
“at this point you are just showing off.
”
How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer? ”
I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled...

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yukihira:
“ simonalkenmayer:
“ sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge:
“ vanilee:
“at this point you are just showing off.
”
How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer? ”
I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled...

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yukihira:
“ simonalkenmayer:
“ sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge:
“ vanilee:
“at this point you are just showing off.
”
How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer? ”
I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled...

Zoom Info

yukihira:
“ simonalkenmayer:
“ sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge:
“ vanilee:
“at this point you are just showing off.
”
How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer? ”
I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled...

Zoom Info

yukihira:
“ simonalkenmayer:
“ sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge:
“ vanilee:
“at this point you are just showing off.
”
How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer? ”
I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled...

Zoom Info

yukihira:
“ simonalkenmayer:
“ sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge:
“ vanilee:
“at this point you are just showing off.
”
How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer? ”
I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled...

Zoom Info

yukihira:
“ simonalkenmayer:
“ sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge:
“ vanilee:
“at this point you are just showing off.
”
How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer? ”
I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled...

Zoom Info

yukihira:
“ simonalkenmayer:
“ sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge:
“ vanilee:
“at this point you are just showing off.
”
How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer? ”
I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled...

Zoom Info

simonalkenmayer:
sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge:
vanilee:
at this point you are just showing off.
How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer?
I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled them.
Bernini

theawesomeadventurer:

this is my best tweet

fadeintocase:
“ “ smaug—chan:
“Australian newscasting at its finest.
” ”
australian news segments play out like bits from parks and rec or the office.
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fadeintocase:
“ “ smaug—chan:
“Australian newscasting at its finest.
” ”
australian news segments play out like bits from parks and rec or the office.
”

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fadeintocase:
“ “ smaug—chan:
“Australian newscasting at its finest.
” ”
australian news segments play out like bits from parks and rec or the office.
”

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smaug—chan:
Australian newscasting at its finest.
australian news segments play out like bits from parks and rec or the office.

athenagirlwarrior:

fyru-hawk:
iskinaary:
spider noir: i punch nazis for fun
me and every other jew in the theater:
me, who’s not a jew
Literally any reasonable person:

shelbytaylorexists:

“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!”
me:

cthuhlusanders:
“Fucking superb you funky little death omen
”

cthuhlusanders:

Fucking superb you funky little death omen

I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake